cat lady

I went straight to work from a friend's apartment only to realize my black uniform shirt was covered in his pet cat's hair.

I did my best to brush it off, but if you've ever had experience with pet hair, you know that getting it off of fabric without a lint roller or duct tape is a near impossible task.

"Great," I thought. "Adding cat hair to my customers' food is definitely not going to improve their dining experience..."

At the end of the night, however, I was surprised at how great I had made out in tips that evening.

I will have to test my theory at a later date, but I'm pretty sure that while the customers were thinking "Oooh she's one of those lonely cat ladies," I was making bank in sympathy tips.