As I was refilling a customer's drink yesterday, I heard "Excuse me, miss?" from a woman at the table behind me.
"Can I get you something?" I turn toward her and smile.
She immediately hands me a bottle of medication and asks, "Are these chewable?" with a puzzled look.
I look at the bottle, back at the woman, then back at the bottle, shocked.
"Listen lady," I want to say. "If I was a pharmacist, I definitely would not be waiting on your table right now. Do you realize that you are asking medical questions to a waitress at a bar and grill? I don't know if your meds are chewable or not, but you probably need to get back on them ASAP, because you are not making rational decisions right now."
"Ummm..." I smile. "I would say probably not. Can I interest you in any dessert today?"