Yesterday I approached an Asian gentleman to take his order.
"What can I get for you this evening?" I smiled.
"Is dis weight wahcha idem?" he asked as he pointed to a dish on our Weight Watchers menu.
"Yes, it is! The talapia has only 550 calories." I replied cheerfully.
"Ahh, no no no," he shook his head violently.
"I want weight! Lot of weight. I enjoy lot of weight."