Dear Table 86,
I would prefer you not bring your baby into the restaurant in the first place, but I understand that accidents happen, and sometimes it's hard to find a sitter. If you must, however, dine with your tiny offspring, please know that it is not okay to change its diaper in the booth. It is even less okay to change it in the booth then leave the dirty diaper behind when you're finished eating.
Sincerely,
Your Waitress (who is slowly losing all hope in humanity)
